Edward Roger Carney is the main antagonist of Mr. Meaty. He is the founder, owner, and CEO of the restaurant and Josh and Parker's old boss.

In 1904, he started the Mr. Meaty Food chain with his renound pork rib recipe. He was so successful he decided to cryogenically freeze himself, only to be unfrozen in the future to carry on the Mr. Meaty world domination.

100 years later, Parker and Josh thawed him out. He made Wink go back to work by revealing a contract Wink's great-great-great-grandfather signed and placed an electric microchip at the back of his head.